The Normal Mormon Husbands blog has posted the finale to their hilarious spoof [100% Fake/Made Up Version] of Breaking Dawn.
And if you never read Parts I or II… see I here and II here!
Excerpt from Part III:
I thought I had myself a shortie, a lovely Swan.
But she be dissin’ and she frontin’, I’m movin’ on.
Instead of illin’ with the J, she chose a “sucka”.
She leff’ me all alone, like a long-haul trucka.
Now I gots myself a honey, and lotsa money.
So I be maxin’ wit’ a mascot, you thinks dat’s funny?
If you do – watch ya back.
I’m Jacob Black.
I won’t cut you no slack.
You get whacked.
Worrrrrrrrrrd!
Read the original post on Twilighters.org
