Jonathan Crocker has taken time once again to write the British dry humoured review of New Moon:

Hot glances, forbidden desires, untamed passions and swooning hearts… Just some of things missing from this bloodless second bite of The R-Pattz Show. Sorry, the Twilight saga. But who are we kidding? You’ll see it anyway.

New Moon is apparently Robert Pattinson’s favourite book of the series. Maybe because it’s the one he’s hardly in. After yet another clumsy moment in the Cullen household (papercut, d’oh!), Edward (Pattinson) decides he must save Bella’s (Kristen Stewart) soul by dumping her – and the movie.

Read the complete review on JonathanCrocker.com Film review: Twilight – New Moon. In case you missed it, there’s also the review of Twilight from Kristen’s perspective – Twilight: Kristen Stewart.